Tag: humor
group name: myalli
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September 09, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
A good Sunday joke (rec'd in my email)!
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he . . . more
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September 12, 2007 01:33 PM EDT --
I always count my blessings that the Earth is—beyond a reasonable doubt—round and without end. Our ancestors put up with misconceptions about a flat planet for years, but could modern . . . more
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July 03, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I’m only getting paid for four hundred. This is why I’m going to reiterate . . . more
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July 17, 2007 10:49 AM EDT --
Everyone appreciates the tidiness of an even pair, and it’s from this that we draw the phrase “two’s company, . . . more
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July 05, 2007 04:35 PM EDT --
It’s only 10:00 AM on July 5th, but the flame of Independence Day in South Florida is extinguished. Though yesterday’s . . . more
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July 24, 2007 02:22 PM EDT --
As a young man, I always considered myself fairly portable. That is--my music coursed through an iPod, most meals reeked of the packaging they were served in, and my car became a second home. . . . more
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August 15, 2007 12:08 PM EDT --
In the 1997 cult hit Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, two ditzy heroines claim to have invented the Post-It Note in order to impress their former classmates. A good choice in office . . . more
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August 29, 2007 05:04 PM EDT --
All my life, I’ve lived in a family within a neighborhood within a larger neighborhood within a city that people refer to as a neighborhood to make it sound more tight-knit. Fortunately, though, . . . more
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August 30, 2007 05:11 PM EDT --
The average life follows a linear path: a person goes to school, moves away for college, joins the workforce, lands a spouse, and ultimately . . . more
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July 09, 2007 04:23 PM EDT --
I began work at DailyMe a month ago, and have injected exactly 4,100 words into the web’s noisy blogosphere since. This number would be greater if our oft-used company name was split into two . . . more
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July 11, 2007 01:56 PM EDT --
I’ve always appreciated the concept of “equal-opportunity employment”, but DailyMe has taken the workplace principle . . . more
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July 31, 2007 04:24 PM EDT --
In our lifetimes we have been both consumers and producers, but never at the same time. That is, unless you shop for clothes online during work hours or——like most corporate types--- . . . more
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August 02, 2007 04:26 PM EDT --
A small business must be viewed from many angles, which makes the realm of entrepreneurship daunting. Though the founder of a company should . . . more
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August 09, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
I used to wonder why my co-workers were so fussy about keeping the office locked, but that was before I met yesterday’s odd intruder. It was an experience worth sharing, but one that has also . . . more
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July 26, 2007 03:13 PM EDT --
Going into work when you’re sick: admirable, or inconsiderate? We all remember that girl from seventh grade who came into school with a stomach virus JUST to show her scholarly tenacity; you . . . more
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July 27, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
The days of our week may have been constructed by man, but I feel each one has developed a unique identity since. My sense is impossible to measure by direct means—weather patterns, dew levels, . . . more
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August 17, 2007 02:59 PM EDT --
Every child’s dream is to become a video game beta tester, and I think this is the closest I’ll ever come. The DailyMe team has—at long last—completed the new site, and the . . . more
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August 20, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
No member of the civilian labor force is perfect, so it follows that every worker-bee is bound to forget the occasional item at home. It’s a mistake of varying consequence (I pity the Ghostbuster . . . more
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July 14, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
In this day and age (Friday the 13th, Digital), it’s tougher than ever to guarantee a private cell phone conversation. Most . . . more
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August 23, 2007 05:15 PM EDT --
I find it difficult to deny today’s man-made environmental problems, but it’s even tougher to remember all of the trendy, new ways to minimize my carbon footprint. Never before were eco-friendly . . . more
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